officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"


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ihaveabigcock-pit:

How much are we talking here

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foodchewer:

blogging at 50 mph (memes per hour)


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fluorescent-aura:

U FEEL

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy


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Hey there, please don't do anything rash. I'm not really sure what to say cause I'm shit at being nice and comforting but just wanted to drop by and say that there are definitely ppl who care a buttload about you and maybe talking it out with someone would help gain a better perspective to get you in a better state of mind righ now <3 lots of hugs — Anonymous

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